1. If the male gymnasts got to shake their butts like the girls do on floor exercise. Come on. Guys like to move it, move it, too.
2. Cheerleaders at the swimming events. Like Will Ferrel and Cheri Oteri in SNL. Tacos, Burritos, what’s ocmin’ out of your Speedos? You stink, oh yeah, you stink!
3. A giant foam pit for the gymnasts to vault into. Style points on landing, since it doesn’t seem to matter if they stick them these days; NO ONE CAN BE PERFECT.
4. Harry Caray needs to be an announcer. I don’t care if he isn’t alive. Resurrect him. Budweiser for all!
5. The parents of athletes need to be scored as well, on their reactions while their kid is performing. I mean, have you seen some of them? It’s like they do the entire routines or race from the seat of their pants.